The New York Nerd

These are some of the best ads I’ve ever seen.

* Some of them are not safe for work

Fox News is so dumb, this is a funny example.

This is the coolest robot I’ve seen to date!

This is hilarious… these are some incredible April Fools Hoaxes. I can’t imagine how much these people laughed when they saw tons of people falling for it!

In an unprecedented event, roughly one third of the coral reefs in the Caribbean have suddenly died due to a combination of bleaching and disease. It has been attributed to the unusually warm ocean temperatures. We can’t take the health of this planet for granted anymore!!! Get off your ass and plant a tree or something.

Michigan high school student, Ryan Zylstra, age 17, posted a picture on his blog of his friend having sex with a 16 year old girl at a new year’s eve party at his house. Unfortunately for Zylstra he is being brought up on felony child porn charges. He faces up to 20 years in prison if convicted. Poor bastard!

Just in case you haven’t seen this year’s beautiful babies, here’s all the pics in one place.

Depressing topic, but this visualization of the fatalities in Iraq is very well done.

The husband had just finished reading a new book: ‘YOU CAN BE THE MAN Of
YOUR HOUSE.’

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing
a finger in her face, he said sternly, “From now on, YOU need to know
that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me
a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will
serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are
going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want.
After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will
wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will
massage my feet and hands. Then after that’s done, guess who’s going to
dress me and comb my hair?”

His wife replied, “The freaking funeral director would be my guess.”