Monthly Archives: April 2006
Save The Whales
Japan is set to take control of the International Whaling Commission. While the world has been looking the other way, the Japanese have spent nearly a decade and many millions of dollars building up a voting majority in the IWC, … Continue reading
Totally Gross
During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.) An average person’s yearly fast food … Continue reading
Finally, War Music
Neil Young has recorded an album that is all about the war in Iraq. It is evidently backed by a 100 voice choir throughout the album. On a track entitled, ‘Impeach The President’ he goes after the man he holds … Continue reading
Bush Thinks We’re Stupid
I will continue giving Bush a hard time as long as I have reason to. In Bush’s recent speaches about the war he says that up until 9/11 America felt protected by the oceans separating it from the threats it … Continue reading
Hooters Girls Trained To Put Out
A corporate trainer came to visit a Hooters in Alabama and allegedly told the girls working there they were “the ones with the pussys and you are in control because of that.” Then she reportedly added, “If you need the … Continue reading
Streaker Farter
This guy is The Nerd’s man of the day, brilliant!
More Troubling News
I really wanted to go into the weekend on an upbeat, but there is so much crap in the news today that screwed that up. Washington Post reported today that we are using accounting tricks for the budget so instead … Continue reading
Great Parallel Parking Trick
All you need is manual transmission and an e-brake.