The New York Nerd

This petition is great… they’re petioning Walmart to pull The Holy Bible from their shelves. They cite numerous offensive passages endorsing murder, sexual discrimination, and buying slaves.

In this video these crazy rednecks light off 8500 bottle rockets at once, I nearly fell off my chair!

Being green has never been so cool! This hybrid Mini Cooper has a 160 hp engine at each wheel. That’s 4 engines producing 640 total horsepower, that sends this baby 0-60 in 4 seconds. The charge is good for four hours. This is definitely the future of the automobile. Four engines makes for the ultimate in all wheel drive. Once the batteries get just a tad more efficient, this is going to be mainstream.

The New Yorker just published a very interesting article entitled, Tear Slap Crack, which is an insider’s view of the day to day operations of Netflix. From who stuffs the envelopes, to how they manage to get the disks to you so fast… Netflix is one of the top ten most prolific senders of first class mail currently in the U.S. Stuffing those envelopes sounds like a dreadful job!

A little rain doesn’t spoil the fishing…

Everyone at spring break enjoyed riding on your limo…

You carry your front porch with you…

You need fashion tips from your husband…

You wear a tshirt like this for your engagement picture…

Your wedding picture looked like this…

And your wedding cake looked like this…

Your mailbox looks like this…

Your doghouse looks like this…

Your pickup looks like this…

You have a deer’s butt for a doorbell…

You don’t need a lake to do a little skiing…

Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying…

In this segment from The Situation Room, Wolf Blitzer has a guest on that tip-toes around the issue just like every other person has done on TV before him, then, 2 minutes into this video, they bring on Jack Cafferty and he goes off on a brilliant diatribe against how the administration has violated its oath of office by conducting this warrentless wiretapping program.

This man was attacked by a polar bear and lived to tell the tale. He shot the bear in the midst of being mauled in his tent and survived, these are the dramatic and graphic photos.

China doesn’t have the best record when it comes to the environment (to say the least), but on a positive note, this skyscraper will produce more energy than it consumes. China gave the project massive subsidies, so good job China, hope there’s plenty more where this came from!

According to this chemist, there was no possible way that this terror plot could have succeeded. Then he compares this to some of the ideas he’s had that could work. I’m a little reluctant to share this article, because the ideas he has are so freakin scary. But I can’t imagine that they don’t have access to even better chemists if they wanted to.

According to French Intelligence (insert joke here), Bin Laden was treated at the American Hospital in Dubai, July 2001. While there, this source, says he was visited by an agent of the CIA. That would be very interesting, but the French had no business releasing this info.