The New York Nerd

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Steven Colbert invites Bush onto the show to demonstrate what he means by torture.

The latest casualty in the war on drugs is none other than Willie Nelson. State troopers in Louisiana said they smelled pot emminating from his bus at a reststop. They boarded the bus and seized 1.5 lbs of hydro, and 2 ounces of mushrooms. Why on earth should it be illegal for Willie Nelson to use these drugs? I was wondering how long it would take for him to get busted after Toby Keith went on the Colbert report and openly bragged about smoking pot with Willie on his bus, and going on and on about how Willie’s bus is always smokin’. What an unbelievable loser Toby Keith is, narcing on Willie fuckin’ Nelson.

Borat, one of the stars on Da Ali G show, also played by Sacha Baron Cohen, is hilarious!! There is a full length Borat movie coming out (Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan), which we can’t wait for. Here is some best of footage that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

I just read a very interesting commentary; John Lang goes through Sun Tzu’s The Art Of War, and demonstrates how we are going so very wrong in our campaign in Iraq. Our enemies are following the book by the letter, yet we, the sophisticated United States are getting our butts wooped, well the reasoning was as clear 2500 years ago, when the book was published, as it is today.

But then again, if Bush has to read a book, the terrorists have won!

It is now safe to say, victory in Iraq is out of reach. Our military is extremely low on man power, and our equipment has worn out and been destroyed in Iraq’s hostile terrain. If George Dubya and Rumsfeld would have sent more troops from the outset of the war, and taxed the public sufficiently to support the costs of this war, the outcome may have been different. At this point however, the only thing stopping Iran from marching into Baghdad is our nuclear arsenal. The prospect of an emergency somewhere in the world requiring our military support is a very, very scary prospect.

England has become home to a new breed of grafitti artist. Paul Curtis AKA Moose, uses a novel technique: selective cleaning. His tools: elbow grease and a shoe brush. Authorities are baffled as to whether this constitues a crime. Paul is making money by creating logos of advertisers. Seems like an incredibly brilliant idea to me.

It has been long speculated that Prescott Bush, Dubya’s Grandfather, was intimately involved with Hitler and the Nazi Party. Newly declassified documents prove this to be 100% true. The Guardian has released a shocking expose today.

As you may have heard, evidently Motorola sponsored this video of the new Samsung phone effortlessly being snapped in half. The video has become scarce, but this one is still working. Brilliant marketing by Moto.

Disney is making a movie full of lies about 9/11, neocon garbage. Check out this petition, and add to the stack: