Archive for June, 2007


USAF’s New Laser Weapon

Friday, June 22nd, 2007

The Airforce just unveiled this 747 mounted laser weapon. Once they perfect the targeting it will be able to take out a missile a moment after it’s been fired thousands of miles away. That’s because the laser travels at the speed of light, it can make it across the country faster than you can blink your eye. Here’s more

Laser Weapon

Bush Pouring a Beer

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

Bush was sitting at a table with the other world leaders at the recent G8 Summit and had a beer. There is a huge swarm of debate as to whether the beer was alcoholic or not. But regardless of that, I find it incredibly amusing to watch Bush perform one of the worst pours in history and then have to shrug it off, red in the face. What an imbecile.

Henna Tattoos Are Very Dangerous

Thursday, June 21st, 2007

Real henna tattoos have been around for thousands of years and are completely natural and safe. Real henna dries green, brown, or orange, I’m sure you’ve seen Indian people with intricate designs in these colors. But the henna tattoos that are commercially available on the beach are black, and the ingredient they use to make it black is called PPD, or para-phenylenediamine. An alergic reaction to PPD can cause permanent scarring and other crazy things, such as you can never again use hair dye, never again use sunblock that has paba, never again use any drug that ends in caine, & never again use many antibiotics because any could be fatal. All this for some stupid temporary tattoo painted on by a lousy artist. Here’s the link to Snopes.com for more information.

Uncle Sam Quits

Monday, June 18th, 2007

Uncle Sam Quits

Sopranos Insight

Sunday, June 17th, 2007

Bob Harris was a writer for TV shows, and he does a fantastic job of finding clues in the Sopranos. This is the most interesting piece I’ve seen on the final episode. Check it out

Oprah Has 6 Toes

Friday, June 15th, 2007

Oprah's 6 Toes

So stupid it’s funny

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

It takes a lot of pride to go through life and not change your family name:
Dumfart Tombstone

Honey, I’m going to the cleaners… Yes, again!
Cleaners Sign

Do I really have to choose one or the other?
Weed/College Sign

Um, good city planning
Street Signs That Make No Sense

Perfect for a shotgun wedding
Shotgun Wedding

Sure it’s a good deal, but the college costs…
Buy 2 Get 1 Baby Free

That’s hot
Pork the one you love

Wow, they’re still dead?
Still dead

China needs more Engrish transrators
Hire a translator

I’m so confused
Confusing street sign

Is this supposed to be a cruel joke?
Illiterate, write for help

No comment
Going out of business, now hiring

Brilliant Advertisement

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

Brilliant Advertisement

This 100,000 square foot ad was painted on a farmer’s field adjacent to Gatwick airport. So now when passengers look out their window when coming in for a landing… there she is.

Not only has this website gotten the eyeballs of thousands of fliers, the free publicity is going to be amazing for them. This ad gets The Nerd’s thumbs up for sheer brilliance.

Protect Net Neutrality

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

In case you haven’t noticed, the media has become completely controlled by mega corporations. If you wish to spare the internet from the same fate then sign this petition before the comments window closes on June 15th.

Ebay Scam

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

Ebay allows sellers to use JAVA script in their templates used for listing items that they are selling. With JAVA a seller can run a million scams on the unsuspecting public, and Ebay has insufficient means of patrolling this exploit. Check out this item for sale, the seller has a feedback rating of 120, hit refresh, you see for a moment it shows his real feedback rating of 0. If you click on his feedback it even takes you to another user’s feedback. If you click on his name you’ll see the real amount of zero. Ebay is full of scam artists from all over the world, beware.