The New York Nerd

I will never spend another dollar at Walmart as long as I shall live. I just watched the movie Walmart: The High Cost Of Low Prices, they are perhaps the most evil corporation in the history, and I believe they are destroying America, with an astounding amount of devastation already done. They get over $1 billion dollars a year from state and local governments in the form of subsidies in order to build new locations. Those locations inevitably put the local businesses out of business. Those locations pay their employees such low wages, and offer such horrible health care, that most of their employees are on government aid including Welfare and Medicaid.

People think they save money when they buy something at Walmart, but the low price is completely artificial, and has aleady cost you way more than the $1.42 you saved.

You should watch this movie, Walmart is a nightmare!!! Love America, Hate Walmart!!!!

Newsflash From Politico.com

As New York mayor, Rudy Giuliani billed obscure city agencies for tens of thousands of dollars in security expenses amassed during the time when he was beginning an extramarital relationship with future wife Judith Nathan in the Hamptons, according to previously undisclosed government records.

The documents, obtained by Politico under New York’s Freedom of Information Law, show that the mayoral costs had nothing to do with the functions of the little-known city offices that defrayed his tabs, including agencies responsible for regulating loft apartments, aiding the disabled and providing lawyers for indigent defendants.

The expenses first surfaced as Giuliani’s two terms as mayor of New York drew to a close in 2001, when a city auditor stumbled across something unusual: $34,000 worth of travel expenses buried in the accounts of the New York City Loft Board.

When the city’s fiscal monitor asked for an explanation, Giuliani’s aides refused, citing “security,” said Jeff Simmons, a spokesman for the city comptroller.

But American Express bills and travel documents obtained by Politico suggest another reason City Hall may have considered the documents sensitive: They detail three summers of visits to Southampton, the Long Island town where Nathan had an apartment.

Lewinsky and Kaczynski

The Washington Post runs a weekly contest in its Style section called the ‘Style Invitational’.

The requirements this week were to use the two words ‘Lewinsky’ (the Intern) and ‘Kaczynski’ (the Unabomber) in the same limerick.

Now, remember, the following winning entries were actually printed verbatim in the newspaper, no bleeps or xxxs:

Third place:

There once was a girl named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
‘Twas ‘Hail to the Chief’
On this flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

Second place:

Said Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky,
We don’t want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
Since you made such a mess,
Use the hem of your dress
And please wipe that stuff off your chinsky.

And the winning entry:

Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known,
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter,
When deciding how best to be blown.

I present to you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, irrefutable proof that republicans are gay. All you have to do is look at the “most viewed pages” page of Conservapedia.com. In case they remove this page, I’ll copy and paste the data below:

1. Main Page‎ [1,898,761]
2. Homosexuality‎ [1,506,577]
3. Homosexuality and Hepatitis‎ [516,284]
4. Homosexuality and Promiscuity‎ [417,478]
5. Homosexuality and Parasites‎ [387,542]
6. Homosexuality and Domestic Violence‎ [334,166]
7. Homosexuality and Gonorrhea‎ [328,686]
8. Gay Bowel Syndrome‎ [323,531]
9. Homosexuality and Syphilis‎ [262,636]
10. Homosexuality and Mental Health‎ [258,323]

Alberto Gonzales made his first public appearance since resigning, to make a speech at University of Florida. He was greeted by boo’s, hecklers, and protests. Check out his guy who made it on stage! Here’s more

Dennis Kucinich is by far the greatest friend of the environment of all presidential candidates. Watch his speech, from a global warming convention held yesterday.