Village Voice? Are you looking to whip the bleeding hearts into more of a frenzy, or try to look reasonable to the average Joe? ‘Cause the Village Voice screams L-I-B-E-R-A-L. I mean, hey – Clinton is lauded as the guy who put NYC on notice for Y2K in this article. Seems to me he had 8 years in office to evaluate and prevent this attack. But the thing happened, anyway. Nice job, Hillary’s husband. Oh, and the tech stock bubble burst that destroyed our economy just as you were leaving office? And cost my father a large chunk of his retirement? Again, great job, Hillary’s husband. What a joke the article is.

Anyway, mark these words:

Obama could not win the White House. In fact I see him as a cantaloupe being lobbed over home plate for any eager Democrat or Repub wannabe-prez to smash into smithereens. He’s like the guy in Survivor that you want to bring along to the final two, because you know you’ll smoke him in the final vote. His latest terrorist-appeasing comments aside (promising to meet with every Hitler reincarnation in his first year in office), his name itself is a big hurdle. Christ, there’s a ‘Hussein’ in there. What’s more, a very superficial look into his religious background puts him in places that make the silent majority very uncomfortable. Couple that with the recent comments I referenced above and that orange melon will be spread into a million pieces across the political infield whenever Hillary or a Republican challenger decide the time is right.

As for Hillary – sure, she has a new (surgically enhanced) face, but it’s still the same old caustic, polarizing Hillary. She’ll get half the women and none of the men come ballot time.

With that, I’m calling it. Prepare for at least another 4 years of a Republican White House.