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Hah.
I do see it.
But who knows what he looked like. I love the way people say “God died for your sins”. I never read that section of the Bible. Is the God dead now too?
Please don’t pray for other people. ACT in the world. Don’t jus task for actions.
CMON people. why do you take something like god so seriously. Theres no evidence of its existence. And i have read the bible and made a conclusion that jesus had no idea what he was talking about. Example he all the time changes hes opinion about how to get to heaven.
HAhahahaha man, That’s hilarious. You Christians have a problem if you can not see the hilarity in this. I have a question for you all, how did Yeshua(Jesus’ real name)die for my sins if i was not biologically conceived for practically 2000 years after. I never sinned 2000 years ago, there fore, he died in vain.
Also, you Christians pose this belief that man is evil because of original sin, correct? Well, if god is omnipotent and all knowing, he knew that Adam and Eve would sin before they actually ate the fruit. The “free will” excuse is bull, because if God did not realize they would sin, he is not all knowing.
So shove it u Christian dip-shits
Some of the comments on here just re-enforce my complete lack of respect for anyone STUPID enough to buy into organised religion. Guess what? This life is what matters, treat others with love and respect and stop fantasising about imaginary men who float in the sky. I understand it is because you fear death that you delude yourself with your safety blanket beliefs, but in the end you are just spoiling your one and only life and marring the lives of others wth your bullshit.
If you guys are upset about this image then you should curse god, not the person who put this online. If you believe in god then you MUST admit that ‘He’ is the one that put an image that you believe looks like jesus on a dog’s butt(because you are upset, it means you agree that it looks like jesus).
Find the humor in a life god has given to you or shut up.
its the different colored hair that makes a figure that resembles a picture of what you think jesus looks like.
not a big deal.
OH MY GOD! (And my saying that doesn’t mean that I believe in some old guy in the sky. I say “Holy Crap,” too, but I don’t worship excrement.) The problem with most Christians is that they have no sense of humor. Thanks for the best laugh I’ve have in ages!
Lighten up all you religious souls and stop trying to feel sorry for someone that might have a sense of humour. No sin has been commited even god would have a good laugh and probably want one of those dog breeds. Chill out.
That’s hysterical. Not so much the picture (mediocre on the humor scale) but all the overreactions. Relax…this picture hasn’t shaken your faith nor will it empty the churches seeing as a child molestation scandal amongst its leaders failed to do so. Everyone is so reactionary…sticks and stones may break your bones and I guess internet jpegs do to.
i TOTALY see jesus in that pic,, TOTALY. its really funny how that happend.
Iv died before, jesus is me, is you, is everything you see, just as we are it. Dont fear anything, just be good for as long as your in the skin. Peace!!
I think it’s awesome to belittle christ in such a manner.I’ts really funny to see these uptight christians get irate over their dead “god”.If anybody talked to a dead person and actually believed that they actually were they would be locked up in the funny farm,so I guess we can classify christianity as a mental illness.Anywho
keep on bashing the retard christ!!!
Okay, seriously… you people are getting bent over one of the dumbest things EVER. I mean, the complaints are coming from some of the same people that get all excited when they see Jesus in a piece of toast, or in a knott on a tree, or in a pee stain on a highway underpass. And yet when someone sees it in a dog’s butt ya’ll get uppity about it? Seriously, get a life.
I just want to say that I can see it…And I laughed!! I am a catholic and I believe in respecting God and Jesus and all that, but this was just a joke!! Sheesh people, get over it. The only thing I am worried about is why would someone be taking pics of this animals rear end and looking hard enough to notice something like that?!
Wow…seeing some of these comments makes me remember why I stopped going to church. Those of you who have “gallantly” claimed you will be praying for the person who posted this, take a breather and stop looking at life so damn seriously! God’s not going to condemn you for looking at a picture of a dog’s butt, or saying it looks like Jesus. I’d be more worried about these close-minded idiots and their holier-than-thou shit.
To all who are offended: Get real. I mean it. Get your head out of the clouds and focus your energies on implementing some of your savior’s suggestions. You know…treat everyone else like you’d have them treat you. Calm down. Promote peace. Take a chill pill. If you can’t see the humor in the picture, then you’re just a tortured, guilt-ridden saved/witnessed wanna-be. And don’t for a moment think that praying for someone is the same thing as feeding the poor. Jesus was a man of action, not wishful thinking.
hey you know what, this is fkn funny, you guys are freaking out about someone posting this pic, and its just as rediculous as the camel jockeys getting pissed about showing muhammad on a cartoon and threatening to go to war over it. lol
GUESS WHAT PEOPLE!?!
Theres this thing called science, i think you’ve heard of it, it’s basically givin us the tools and knowledge so we can have the technology we use today.
Well, did you hear about those scientists at the university of minnesota who created a beating heart? Ya they took out all of the heart cells from a dead rats heart, then injected new heart cells from a baby rats heart, and 3 weeks later, the heart started working.
Did you know that hewlett packard can use a printer to create skin?
Did you know that we have the technology to create a living enviroment on mars?
Did you know that the elements you discribe when you talk about energy are the same elements in regards to God?
I think that people need to realize that we have the potential to do ANYTHING we want, and as long as we hold ourselves back by these beliefs in fake inspirations we are going to take a lot longer to progress.
It’s becoming more and more evident that evolution is winning in the ” where did we come from” race and denial and money is the only thing holding religions together now. which is why we will constantly go to war, because everyone is insecure about themselves and thier beliefs and get extreemly offended about the DUMBEST things.
God even said it when those guys were building the tower of babel, God says in Genesis 11:6, “If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them.”
that has nothing to do with god having a problem with them building a stairway to heaven, it means God had a problem with us having technology and stopped us from having it back then. Imagine if he didn’t do that how far ahead we would be.
Aliens man lol, gods an alien , hes a scientist , he created us, he and a bunch of buddies came here , built an enviroment for us to live in , and we’re just a giant ant farm.
I am both amused and annoyed. Amused because so many uneducated people assume this is Jesus’ likeness. I’m pretty sure there are no photo’s of him in existence. Annoyed because some people feel they have to YELL with the keyboard! Grow up.
HAHAHAHA
thats hilarious
why is everyone flipping out?
its just a dogs (i think) butt
How on God’s green earth do any of you holy rollers and bible humpers know what Jesus looked like. For all you know he was dark skinned with a big knappy afro. Really you morons, don’t be off ended. I’m sure most of you see an image of “Jesus” nailed to a cross with blood and guts. Pretty poor way to remember Him if you ask me. BTW, the bible clearly states the idolatry is sinful, remember that next time you see a bloody cross.
Oh c’mon now. Alot of religion is just hypocrisy. If there’s one thing that religion is supposed to teach us. It is that we have free will and God loves us all no matter what we do. What kind of a God would see it fit to punish the people’s behaviour God did not agree with when God gave us the choice to do it. What kind of God is so egotistical he requires people to pray to him on a regular basis and if you don’t feed God’s ego you receive eternal damnation.
If God gave us free will what kind of free will is it if we have rules of what we must and must not do. Religions basic principles may be correct but all these hypocrisies are just a way of putting society under control. If people are afraid of going to hell, they won’t do things to go to hell.
And also, about this picture. Just because your society has taught you that the ass is something to be ashamed of and hidden away and disgusting and that this is disgraceful. Just think if prophets and God can appear on a damn brick wall what’s so different about an ass? I know it obviously doesn’t in this instance and he’s just taking the piss because of all the objects on which religious figures appear on >apparently<. Just because you’ve been brought up to think of your ass as something to be ashamed of doesn’t mean it is.
why is it that when I chose to appear on a slice of toast it is considered to be a miracle and when I decide to appear on a dog’s arse its blasphemy? you Christians think you can pick and chose but in reality you are all a bunch of retards
I’m a devout practicing Catholic.
…and this picture is hilarious.
“I love how the jesus freaks are so offended,”
-This is so typical of an atheist though. Bashing people for what they believe is ridiculous on either side of the spectrum. “me.” is an asshat. Then again, this is the internets…
haha, I love how much controversy this is causing. It’s just supposed to be a funny coincidence. Grow up people.
i love it.. all these stupid idiots getting pissed off.. Jesus wasnt even a real person you weak minded people. find strength in something other than a fairy tale
Yep, thats me alright, i thought it’d be a laugh and see if anyone noticed i was there, luckily some absolute perv of a man took a picture of his dogs arse and bam! There i am! Jesus Christ aww yeah.
By the way i suck and my Dad isn’t real.
That’s a hilarious picture! XD
LOL @ all the insecure Christians that can’t take a joke. Get off my internet.
@34 Gordy: That is one of the funniest things I have ever read. I don’t know if you appreciate your own humor, but I sure do.
I see Jesus, lol…. to bad that is the only place to see him since he is a fictional character out of a poorly written novel.
Some of the above posteees need to re-read your bible if that is what you do : I quote :
“Oh my gosh this is sick God died for you”
From what I remmeber of that book god didn’t die (can he even die) pretty sure that was jesus, being the topic of this discussion.
OMFG jesus lives in a dogs stinktube???????
shit dude dats jst far out
Hahaha that jesus guy really has a lot of humour.. lol.. stupid religion people dont get it.. haha thats hilarious. what are they doing on the internet ? go read the bible and fuck off!!
this is a great picture because it makes people talk and because it just goes to show you that religion is like a dogs ass: it stinks and its repugnant. props to whomever put this pic up. thank you!
Thats really interesting, why does the good Jesus Christ choose to appear in such a bizarre place. But it is clearly Jesus
SPOILER ALERT: jesus isnt real
Nah, I see a cat/dog’s arse, which is real…Jesus is just a story made up to frighten children.
It’s funny how some can be so offended when it comes to a mythical person. BooHoo it looks exactly like jesus amazing. Pray for yourselves and stop hating everything different than your narrow beliefs. After all Jesus would have laughed at that pic and shamed you so called christians.
Jesus is an asshole!! …literally
dude, jesus made that but, in his own self image
bloody hell all u bible bashers.. all this person is trying to say is that they can see Jesus in this dogs arse!!! theyre not critisizing him or being nasty atall.. theyre simply saying what they see! And like some one else said.. Dogs are a natural creation,. that JESUS made!! so give up with all the holy crap and learn to have a laugh!!
That’s offensive… to dogs!
ANONYMOUS, YOU R THE STUPIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD OF CORSE JESUS IS REAL HE GAVE YOU A LIFE AND IF YOU DIE AND GO TO HELL DONT BALME ANYONE BUT YOUR SELF WHILE ILL BE IN HEVEN AND LIVE AGAIN ILL PRAY FOR YOU HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR YOU HE DID EVERYTHING FOR YOU SERVE THE LORD OR GO TO HELL!!!
Wow, the majority of posters here are offended. Just when I thought people would stop being blind and sniff reality.
This photo and such comments are ust one more proof that atheism is subhuman.
May atheism die for ever, without a trace of it left.
and of course, it is easier to mock Christians, who will forgive you, instead of making such “fun” of mahomed, because some muslim would presumably slit your throat.
But who said that you are silly coward morons?
No, that’s surely offensive to ATHEISTS, because such a photo and such posts would suggest that all atheists were some bunch of idiots.
Dear idiot who put this photo on this page,
The fucking whore who gave birth to an idiot like you should have aborted you, because the world should be much better without an insane idiot like you.
I shit on you and on the fucking whore who could give birth to such an idiot like you.
Christians,
I see so many comments about the ass. I have read many comments by Christians, written with good intentions, i’m sure, in “defence” of the Lord. However, a fair bit of the Christian replies were made in such an aggressive tone, almost on the cusp of cursing the disbelievers, our fellow men. The venom of such words compelled me to write.
There are some christians who carry the Bible around, but how many of you actually carry the “essence” of the Bible in your spirit? Do you feel encouraged to use words of contempt, hate, and insult, arrowed directly to those who have not yet seen “the proper way”? Is that the “essence” of “YOUR” bible? I don’t know who You are praying to, but I do know that
Jesus is a BRINGER of LIGHT.
I’d like to think that if Jesus was in the living room, with the dog and with all of us around, and he turned and saw the ass, He would laugh. and then He would laugh a HEARTY Laugh. and it would be a Laugh that will lift the Spirit of all around. After that Jesus would probably ask us to join him in taking the dog for a walk outside in the Garden, for Jesus loved the company of his fellow men.
Christians, do not forget, that ye are all Fishers of Men. A “unique” issue here has brought about a gathering of our fellow man, many of them disbelievers. My Christian brethren, did any of you honestly think that OUR Lord create this situation, just so You could spite the disbelievers or mock them with threat of everlasting fire??? As fishermen for your Lord, OUR GOD, OPEN YOU EYES, and calm your hearts. and see that this is a wonderful opportunity for some of you to spread some Cristian faith to our fellow men.
It is not our Lord who would use words of contempt, hate, and insult, in order to “show the way”. Men would naturally fight if they were forced to kneel; yet we Christians do it WILLINGLY for our Lord. WHY? It is not our God’s mighty hand on our shoulder that forces us to our knees. It is the mercy of our Lord, that we kneel for Him. Do you see then, the Power of Gentleness? If you do not, then a blind man can see more than you. Christians, show the way not thru spiked words, which will merely serve to make your fellow man withdraw but instead, draw them close with the warmth of the spirit of a heartful Christian.
My fellow brothers, do you not know that there will be a Great War, as so written in the good Book? So save your spit and vile for the devils and demons, when you serve as angels under the Power of the Lord. But for now, speak carefully when you do so, especially in “defence” of our Lord. And speak so as not to push your brethren away from you. But rather illuminate the way with the Light of a good Christian. Remember, our God is a BRINGER of LIGHT.
As for my disbelieving brothers, I’d like to believe that our caring God watches over us all, whether we care for it or not. I hope that you will, in time (if you haven’t yet), find the spiritual path that will give you a sense of peace and harmony beyond the deceptive comforts of this world. I hope to see you walk with us one day. Really, Christians aint as bad as people make us out to be. Just an odd one here and there maybe, hence the saying “There’s an asshole in every Apple tree”, or something like that. I’m no “expert” Christian, but if you ever feel like life sometimes gets a bit too fast, a bit rough, and you want a little lift, a little breather, give the Bible a read. Seriously think it’s a pretty good “book”. A good option for lazy people is that you can easily google your problems in the ‘net Bible, no need to turn pages, look for references and all that. Try it and see what comes up, you’ll be surprised at what my pal Jesus can do. And best of all, it’s free! As far as I know, this is the only “free” thing that is completely priceless, yet accessible to everyone. Great eh? And “some people” say that ALL the answers can be found in the Bible, that’s what I hear anyway. Check it out, ok? Good luck!
My brethren, it’s 5am now. I feel happily exhausted. I do not write this often, nor stay up so late beyond my usual hours. Whew! Gotta get some sleep now, and get ready for work tomoro, and heartly I will do so (yawn….). Remember, that He walks with you. Cheers!
Regards,
Desinner2008
Look, i know that is’t bad to put Jesus on a dog’s butt, and that was wrong, but don’t worry, God has a plan, and he will do whatever he thinks is write to whoever posted that.
Would this have by coincidence have been a harbinger to to Papal Visit? Or, Could it be some strange Olympic year/China-Tibet thing?
I think The Vatican should send a Monsignor to investigate if this is a true miracle.
Dog only knows…
May_you_go_bankrupt Says:
April 7th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
Dear idiot who put this photo on this page,
The fucking whore who gave birth to an idiot like you should have aborted you, because the world should be much better without an insane idiot like you.
I shit on you and on the fucking whore who could give birth to such an idiot like you.
ROFLMAO
and they say ATHEISTS are angry.
sure sounds exactly like the reactions to the teacher with the class pet named “Mohamed”
what country is this again?
it is not ur mistake it is a mistke of all the christians because they made thier god as a human , someone act his role and another draw his photo , all christians take this idea from the ancient , who can said that is jesuss??? it is just photo. i wish that u respect ur god as we respect him( as a prophet) we realy respect and love him and his mother , as much as we respect our prophet mohammed , plz dont try to draw any prophet (or god as ur thoughts)becouse” god not like anything “quran.
let love all prophets becouse they r the word of ALLAH