The New York Nerd

Phil Hartman was murdered 10 years ago today. Let us never forget his comic genius!

I guess ABC is trying to cater to the average American, who is apparently not educated past the 1st grade level. Watch here as she doesn’t know if the world is round or flat!

The Miss Teen USA Pageant will take place on August 24th. At only 15 years old, Logan Brook Travis is the youngest of the bunch. I think this is where the term “jail bait” comes from.

Edit: Here’s a link to a better picture

I am a big fan of Bluegrass music, and this performance by Earl Scruggs and Friends on the Late Show is a magnificent performance.

Mika Brzenzinki of MSNBC’s Morning News, on the air, refused to read the lead story of Paris’ releases from jail. She tried to light the story on fire. The Nerd applauds you Mika, stories like that are weapons of mass distraction.

Talk about a separate justice system for the rich, Paris was released from jail today due to an undisclosed medical condition. That is so crazy, there are people dying of AIDS in prison, they can’t get out because of a medical condition! Paris should go to jail and get butt raped just like every other drunk driver who gets sentenced, maybe then the system will improve for everyone. They’re giving her an ankle bracelet that confines her to within a mile of her mansion. Un-freakin-believable, here’s more.

Sarah Silverman made quick work of Paris last night at the MTV Music Awards, the kicker was watching Paris squirm in her seat as she was in the audience.