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My friend found this guy’s cellphone with the craziest text messages any of us have ever read in our lives. They are unbelievably scary and disturbing at times, the girl who was sending text messages to this phone needs some serious help as soon as possible. Names and numbers will be protected for their privacy.
All of the messages come from the same girl. Accept for one lower down where noted, and the first one if from this guy’s crazy mother. The outbox was empty so we don’t know how or if he responded to any of it.
June 16, 2005
10:18PM
(oops) A.C. just went out second story window!! my fault. w.l. mom.
July 7, 2005
4:10PM
Say what you will. You may not have loved me. I messed up but I loved you. You were more than sex to me.
July 8, 2005
5:47PM
I can’t take your advice. I love you too much. Sorry.
July 8, 2005
6:25PM
Not that you care, but I’m going to try to kill myself. Goodbye.
July 8, 2005
6:30PM
Please tell my family my suicide note is in my purple notebook. I love them.
July 8, 2005
7:50PM
PPS. can you not tell *** I killed myself? This is my personal business. I told **** too to tell my parents.
July 8, 2005
8:01PM
Thank you! Hearing you were with [girl's name] gave me the strength to cut deeper.
July 8, 2005
8:39PM
I won’t kill myself. Don’t call my parents. Bye.
July 8, 2005
8:50PM
I’m sorry I wanted to kill myself. I love my parents.
July 8, 2005
8:59PM
Thank you for not calling my parents.
July 8, 2005
8:59PM
I hope now you feel empowered.
July 8, 2005
8:59PM
You should.
July 8, 2005
9:50PM
I love you. I am sorry again. I messed up.
July 8, 2005
9:54PM
I wish I camped with you
July 9, 2005
12:47PM
Your ringtone is now Pink Floyd’s Wish You Were Here.
July 19, 2005
12:03AM
Even when you are aweful to me, you will still be the one that got away. Goodnight!
July 25, 2005
11:58PM
Nevermind. Don’t try to come. It will be deadbolted. I hate you so much. I hope you have a great time in [U.S. City].
July 27, 2005
12:05AM
We’re not playing house.
July 27, 2005
12:05AM
This may be inappropriate (it is). But I wanted you. And I kicked and screamed; i kicked & screamed that I didn’t. Look what I get.
July 30, 2005
2:47AM
What is my fave fruit?
August 7, 2005
12:17AM
Gnight I love you.
August 9, 2005
1:41AM
Love you, gnight.
August 11, 2005
7:55AM
I love you! (I’m with [male's name])
August 23, 2005
1:31AM
Love you.
August 23, 2005
1:33AM
Wait, I adore you.
August 24, 2005
12:51PM
Curtsy is the funniest word. In action. Have fun in disection.
August 26, 2005
6:18PM
Yr the love of my life. Not [male's name]. He is my bunnysitter.
August 27, 2005
6:25PM
I’m still urs.
August 27, 2005
6:26PM
I love you. I won’t leave!
September 4, 2005
2:54AM
I wish you did not leave.
September 4, 2005
2:55AM
Doug came to surprise me. We broke up.
September 4, 2005
2:56AM
Sad no?
September 4, 2005
10:08AM
I expect you to fall off the face of the earth now. Bye.
September 4, 2005
10:22PM
Can you let me know you are alive or was I right about treating me like [girl's name]?
September 4, 2005
10:53PM
Please tell me that you are ok. I won’t respond. Just so I know. I’ve been puking all day.
{she sure knows how to sweet talk a man}
September 5, 2005
12:40PM
Please please please please please talk to me!
September 5, 2005
3:31PM
I *need* to talk with you.
September 5, 2005
3:31PM
[Phone owner's name]. Please.
September 5, 2005
7:02PM
A call. An IM. A voicemail to assure you’re ok. You don’t realize how hurtful you can be to those who care and love you so much.
September 5, 2005
9:11PM
Twinkle little [phone owner's name]; where are you – wonders [sender's name]? Up in 509 so high? Losing you has made [sender's name] cry. Twinkle. Twinkle little [phone owner's name] where are you wonders [sender's name]
{It is important to note here that owner’s and sender’s names rhyme}
September 5, 2005
9:19PM
Blinking was a joke. Smoke signals would be better.
September 6, 2005
12:40AM
I need you. I have no reason to live with out you. You are everything. I got scared when you didn’t break up with [girl's name]. You weren’t mine.
September 6, 2005
1:15AM
I smoked. I didn’t band [male's name]. I haven’t had sex since I’ve been with you. Be cynical. You deserve to be. I know what I did the night before.
Septmeber 15, 2005
9:37PM
I miss you so much.
September 16, 2005
10:26PM
I am thinking of you.
September 17, 2005
2:59AM
Too much whisky and sleeping pills. I’m scared!
September 18, 2005
5:31PM
I fell asleep.
September 20, 2005
10:00PM
I think you are right. We need different things out of a relationship.
September 21, 2005
10:33PM
{from a different girl}
What if I was dying and you didn’t answer? Call me. [sender's name]
October 1, 2005
11:17PM
I wish we could be together. I love you.
October 1, 2005
11:19PM
I want to throw up.
October 1, 2005
11:31PM
I am sorry. I will love you forever. Drive safely. Don’t speed. People care for you.
October 1, 2005
11:42PM
You were everything. I am worthless without you. You are better.
October 2, 2005
8:34PM
I am taking some pills and drinking whisky. I can’t live without you I love you so much!
October 2, 2005
10:03PM
{my had friend just found the phone and sent this message back}
I’m sorry, I don’t want to be nosey, but I thought you would like to know your friend lost his cellphone and I found it so he didn’t get any of your messages.
My friend then tried to make arrangements to return the phone to the guy, but he never showed up to receive it. He was probably embarrassed.
