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What am I doing wrong?
Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
I’m not from New York . I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.
Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 – 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?
Here are my questions specifically:
- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms
-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my feelings
-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?
- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story there?
- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows – lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?
- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY
Please hold your insults – I’m putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t able to match them – in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.
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THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:
I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.
Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!
So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!
So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you†(which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.
Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautifulâ€
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout.
By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.
With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way.
Classic “pump and dump.â€
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.
awesome
this is a good answer to an embarrassingly stupid question. This is obviously a woman destined to toil in the world of middle class forever…
I think this exchange misses one crucial point: while the gold-digger’s looks may fade, she can still give the banker children who look better than himself. And that alone might be worth the cost of ten years of marriage — you know, before he trades her in for a newer model.
yeah, your answer seems pretty logical. but come on now, we have seen many old rich men who have younger wives with a heart of GOLD (pun intended). i believe this woman is delusional and is not as gorgeous or class as she thinks she is. or maybe she is lacking that certain sex appeal. at any rate, good luck to her.
Actually, a good looking mum is no guarantee the kids will be good looking, but a stupid parent pretty much guarantees stupid kids.
The gentleman’s response was perfect, and has her pegged as the mere businessperson that she is. She probably hasn’t lassoed her Daddy Warbucks yet because they can smell her coming, and scatter.
Myself, I question the “classy” claim, as there is nothing in her attitude or approach to men that demonstrates that she has class. She is looking for a meal ticket, not someone to love. Too bad.
Hey golddigger, the guy who responded to your ad
he may have a job at the place he said .. and he just might make 500 k a year.. but its all hes got in his life.
his job can be replaced.. and as more jobs with older employees
r e train younger to replace them . to keep the business up top par as well. he dosent have a young women in his life and is merely missing the boat …. and as far as a commited relationship
from him all he will have to offer is a lease option to any woman
who falls for him … so hell be breaking alot of hearts and not giving anything to them in return except for his heart break.
his advice on how a rich man thinks is way off. they are all different
this guy is more into slamming women who are honest.
its a form of man control.. to hurt women.. he for got to tell you hes deperciating in value everyday .. just like everyone..
the man who wears the pants is the man
he also forgot to tell you that durning those years you spend with
your potentail suitor.. you are building on a great love of companionship, respect and most of all confidont..
building and sharing good memories.. that he will love to love you
this is something else this man forgot to add.
that durning those years a real bond could grow and love can flourish.. i would not want to be the woman he choose s to date
because in five years or less he will be having a new one around
even if you made him happy ,, in fact he may have more then one
this man is a real womanizer..
any one who agrees with this guy should be his next date.
and next date and next date and next date and next date.
its like this
buying an expensive evening gown for her $2500.00
buying her some elegant perfum $1000.00
filing her place with expensive flowers to show her shes great
at the cost of $2000.00
shoe to match the dress $ 2000.00
the smile on her face and mine priceless
its the thought that counts the most
Why is he bothering with a hot 25-year-old? She’s already getting wrinkles. Start out 18, dump by 23, repeat.
This is an age old story, same squeak, different floor.
I sure hope she is not looking for a great speller with good grammar.
The guy above that is siding with her (what a line) either had some vino
or should have a dictionary for Christmas.
The 25 year old woman is honestly upfront and stupid.
There are many romantic replies above, albeit naive, this is not about romance don’t even go there.
Honey if you have so much money and success what is the need for a mate
that is at 500 K + per year. Since I see a void of conscience here, honey you should rent a man and have Pizza delivered and call it a wash.
Also stop by the store and get some Whip & Chill and Shake N Bake.