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Learn To Pay Attention
March 5th, 2006 by nynerd

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them: “In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is That you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.” For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.” Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.”


24 Responses  
Crossing writes:
March 5th, 2006 at 6:29 am

Haha, that story is great. :D

Lighioana writes:
March 5th, 2006 at 6:49 am

:)

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODCLOT writes:
March 5th, 2006 at 8:54 am

LMFAO i love it!

Mitza writes:
March 5th, 2006 at 9:27 am

From a long long time i didn’t read something so funny. Good post !

Noiman writes:
March 5th, 2006 at 11:42 am

Hoho, those bastards surely had it coming.

iges writes:
March 5th, 2006 at 1:12 pm

This story must have made circles around the globe more than once, I’ve told this story to my buddies years ago and we are not even on the same continent :)

jb writes:
March 5th, 2006 at 1:31 pm

some people enjoy this sort of thing

jm writes:
March 5th, 2006 at 3:17 pm

very funny :)

Todd writes:
March 5th, 2006 at 4:04 pm

ha.. nice work getting it on the reddit page!!!
-tg

Andy Dabydeen writes:
March 5th, 2006 at 10:39 pm

Too funny!

automattthew writes:
March 5th, 2006 at 11:20 pm

The original version of this joke is an allegedly true story told by the creator of Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. The story was told about the professor of Doyle’s who inspired the character of Sherlock Homes. The professor used a jar of urine instead of a cadaver, but the story is otherwise identical.

Pete writes:
March 6th, 2006 at 9:21 am
Pete writes:
March 6th, 2006 at 9:25 am

Note the lack of specifics on the school, the class, the “professor”’s name…

Candy writes:
March 6th, 2006 at 2:37 pm

it is a good one but a VERY OLD one. come up with new and originas stuff

Candy writes:
March 6th, 2006 at 2:38 pm

it is a good one but a VERY OLD one. come up with new and original stuff

Mr. Corpse writes:
March 6th, 2006 at 6:01 pm

Tell those doctors to keep their fingers out of my butt, it’s uncomfortable.

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March 27th, 2006 at 8:44 pm

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JiggaDigga writes:
April 8th, 2006 at 3:51 am

Great reading, keep up the great posts.
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April 13th, 2006 at 8:30 pm

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loser writes:
April 24th, 2006 at 8:35 pm

Very funny!

gestibar writes:
February 12th, 2007 at 7:16 pm

nice :)
;) )

Angela writes:
October 23rd, 2007 at 8:43 pm

at first i wanted to gag but then i laughed so good one!!!

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