First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them: “In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is That you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.” For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.” Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.”
Haha, that story is great.
LMFAO i love it!
From a long long time i didn’t read something so funny. Good post !
Hoho, those bastards surely had it coming.
This story must have made circles around the globe more than once, I’ve told this story to my buddies years ago and we are not even on the same continent
some people enjoy this sort of thing
very funny
ha.. nice work getting it on the reddit page!!! -tg
Too funny!
The original version of this joke is an allegedly true story told by the creator of Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. The story was told about the professor of Doyle’s who inspired the character of Sherlock Homes. The professor used a jar of urine instead of a cadaver, but the story is otherwise identical.
Urban f****** legend.
Note the lack of specifics on the school, the class, the “professor”’s name…
it is a good one but a VERY OLD one. come up with new and originas stuff
it is a good one but a VERY OLD one. come up with new and original stuff
Tell those doctors to keep their fingers out of my butt, it’s uncomfortable.
Cool Site . Many thanks 4 you mate.
Great reading, keep up the great posts. Peace, JiggaDigga
Nice blog you have.
Very funny!
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at first i wanted to gag but then i laughed so good one!!!
pete: I dont think the lack of specifics matters much, ITS A JOKE. Ubran legend or not, ITS A JOKE. Kind of asinine comments about something listed on a “Truth, Justice, & Humor For All!” page….
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