Learn To Pay Attention
First-year students at Med School were receiving their first Anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them: “In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is That you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.” For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth.” Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my Middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention.”
March 5th, 2006 at 6:29 am
Haha, that story is great.
March 5th, 2006 at 6:49 am
March 5th, 2006 at 8:54 am
LMFAO i love it!
March 5th, 2006 at 9:27 am
From a long long time i didn’t read something so funny. Good post !
March 5th, 2006 at 11:42 am
Hoho, those bastards surely had it coming.
March 5th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
This story must have made circles around the globe more than once, I’ve told this story to my buddies years ago and we are not even on the same continent
March 5th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
some people enjoy this sort of thing
March 5th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
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March 5th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
very funny
March 5th, 2006 at 4:04 pm
ha.. nice work getting it on the reddit page!!!
-tg
March 5th, 2006 at 10:39 pm
Too funny!
March 5th, 2006 at 11:20 pm
The original version of this joke is an allegedly true story told by the creator of Sherlock Holmes, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. The story was told about the professor of Doyle’s who inspired the character of Sherlock Homes. The professor used a jar of urine instead of a cadaver, but the story is otherwise identical.
March 6th, 2006 at 12:36 am
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March 6th, 2006 at 9:21 am
Urban f****** legend.
March 6th, 2006 at 9:25 am
Note the lack of specifics on the school, the class, the “professor”’s name…
March 6th, 2006 at 2:37 pm
it is a good one but a VERY OLD one. come up with new and originas stuff
March 6th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
it is a good one but a VERY OLD one. come up with new and original stuff
March 6th, 2006 at 6:01 pm
Tell those doctors to keep their fingers out of my butt, it’s uncomfortable.
March 27th, 2006 at 8:44 pm
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April 8th, 2006 at 3:51 am
Great reading, keep up the great posts.
Peace, JiggaDigga
April 13th, 2006 at 8:30 pm
Nice blog you have.
April 24th, 2006 at 8:35 pm
Very funny!
February 12th, 2007 at 7:16 pm
nice
;))
October 23rd, 2007 at 8:43 pm
at first i wanted to gag but then i laughed so good one!!!