Man Of The House

The husband had just finished reading a new book: ‘YOU CAN BE THE MAN Of
YOUR HOUSE.’

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing
a finger in her face, he said sternly, “From now on, YOU need to know
that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me
a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will
serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are
going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want.
After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will
wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will
massage my feet and hands. Then after that’s done, guess who’s going to
dress me and comb my hair?”

His wife replied, “The freaking funeral director would be my guess.”

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One Response to Man Of The House

  1. eb says:

    This story sounds strangely familiar , hmmmmm?????

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