I present to you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, irrefutable proof that republicans are gay. All you have to do is look at the “most viewed pages” page of Conservapedia.com. In case they remove this page, I’ll copy and paste the data below:
1. Main Page‎ [1,898,761]
2. Homosexuality‎ [1,506,577]
3. Homosexuality and Hepatitis‎ [516,284]
4. Homosexuality and Promiscuity‎ [417,478]
5. Homosexuality and Parasites‎ [387,542]
6. Homosexuality and Domestic Violence‎ [334,166]
7. Homosexuality and Gonorrhea‎ [328,686]
8. Gay Bowel Syndrome‎ [323,531]
9. Homosexuality and Syphilis‎ [262,636]
10. Homosexuality and Mental Health‎ [258,323]
I hope you’re attempting ironic satire here.