The 7 Types of Sex

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will
have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in
the hallway you both say “screw you.”

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more.
She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th
kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on.

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7 Responses to The 7 Types of Sex

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  3. Anonymous says:

    i am a teenager and i was wondering how many types of sex there is because every1 talks bout it all the time so i was just wondering and i finally no how types of sex there is but i got 1 ? is there anymore types of sex
    just wondering cause my bf when he talks to me he sweet talks me a lot and he says r u getting horny babe and sometimes i say yes and i am and i reaaly want to have sex but dont want to take the chance of gettting pregnant so that is all thanks for the info should i have sex at this age

  4. vipin says:

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  5. yonas says:

    i gatherd a lesson on the issue and which was i really like to know,Ethiopia,Addis Ababa.

  6. comfort says:

    no its good you are still a virgin; keep it up till marriage.

  7. Robbie says:

    you need help

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