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The Case Of The Pubis VW Bug
January 6th, 2009 by nynerd

California Highway Patrol in the Los Angeles area recently found some amusement filling out accident reports in a series of car accidents. As it turned out, drivers were losing control and running into other vehicles upon seeing a giant women’s pubis displayed on the front part of an oncoming car.

The CHP started frantically looking for the dangerous pubis and came upon the tracks of a young hairdresser named Nelly Node. Nelly’s passion for the arts made the young woman photograph her own crotch and put the zoomed picture on her Volkswagen Beetle. Nelly decided to use such a shameless method to prepare her college course work in which she analyzed the art of design. The witty student’s idea worked for the college professors.

She was proudly driving her ‘pubic beetle’ until the CHP arrested the woman. The court ruled that Nelly’s car was creating a dangerous situation on the roads. The girl had to paint over her car’s hood.

Here’s a picture of her VW before she had to repaint it.


10 Responses  
kevin writes:
January 6th, 2009 at 5:58 pm

it’s good she the picture of her pubis painted over before she had a head on collision with car that has a picture of male genitals on the hood. HA HA HA

Anonymous writes:
January 6th, 2009 at 8:06 pm

I’d hit it.

L2 writes:
January 10th, 2009 at 5:00 pm

Wonder what’s “under” the hood?

LOL

Benoit Coté writes:
January 10th, 2009 at 8:55 pm

@ L2: why, useful space to put things.

Sheesh. B.

NOTR writes:
January 17th, 2009 at 7:25 pm

First surfaced on the Internet in 2005. Some say it was from a Russian website, some suggest it was a bit of satire.

But what it isn’t for sure is something the CHP has encountered “recently.”

govzgeek writes:
February 6th, 2009 at 6:47 pm

I’m glad I don’t own that car. My wife would then start complaining that I didn’t know where the handle was.

Anonymous writes:
March 3rd, 2009 at 2:02 am

hahahahahahh

Mario writes:
April 22nd, 2009 at 1:52 am

I’ll paint my willy in back of my Mercedes and convince my girlfriend to paint her pubis in the front of her Corolla

Anonymous writes:
May 9th, 2009 at 5:18 am

Bad Photoshop

Spacey writes:
May 29th, 2009 at 1:43 am

Really Bad Photoshop.. creative tho

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