Totally Gross

During an hour’s swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
Urine_Pool

In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)
Bathroom_Doorknob

An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
Pubes in fast food

In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects – while you slept!
Insect in mouth

Annually you will shake hands with 2 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Unclean Woman

Annually you will shake hands with 26 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Unclean Man

In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
Workman Rummaging

At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Coldsore

Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples’ anal gases.
Farting Gasses

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