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You Might Be A Redneck If:
August 25th, 2006 by nynerd

A little rain doesn’t spoil the fishing…
You Might Be A Redneck

Everyone at spring break enjoyed riding on your limo…
You Might Be A Redneck

You carry your front porch with you…
You Might Be A Redneck

You need fashion tips from your husband…
You Might Be A Redneck

You wear a tshirt like this for your engagement picture…
You Might Be A Redneck

Your wedding picture looked like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

And your wedding cake looked like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

Your mailbox looks like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

Your doghouse looks like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

Your pickup looks like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

You have a deer’s butt for a doorbell…
You Might Be A Redneck

You don’t need a lake to do a little skiing…
You Might Be A Redneck

Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying…
You Might Be A Redneck


118 Responses  
mike rotch writes:
August 3rd, 2007 at 7:32 am

careful some of the “real rednecks” might just have inappropriate relations with the deer-=butt doorbell

Clint writes:
August 12th, 2007 at 1:42 pm

I grew up in West Virginia and lived in North Carolina for six years. I know people like this. That’s the sad truth.

Holly writes:
November 2nd, 2007 at 8:49 pm

I have a sister-in-law who has a hand-me-down maternity wedding dress in her family. I know two of the sisters wore it…it’s the 8-9 months along style.

Mike writes:
February 1st, 2008 at 10:50 pm

I live so far south in FLA, they thought Guillani was a local… I miss the real South and all the neat Necks…and their ‘pick em ups’…

Fred writes:
March 27th, 2008 at 3:38 am

LOL i dont have to get all dressed up like im going to wal-mart or something! !EXELENT!

John Steele writes:
April 9th, 2008 at 2:23 am

If you risk life and Limb chasing a NASCAR Hauler truck for cellphone picture, you might be a R.N.

Montana writes:
April 28th, 2008 at 5:38 pm

hey yall u ned to stoop tekan picturds of may

Barbara writes:
May 17th, 2008 at 2:18 am

I especially like the one that says she gets dressed up for Walmart, and the wedding picture. Hilarious.

jerealdeen writes:
February 24th, 2009 at 9:06 pm

ya’ll they really did photocrop the wedding picture. they cut out the first 3 kids.

Anonymous writes:
March 17th, 2009 at 1:59 am

Some of these pic are not only scary but very, very sad!!!
What was the girl thinking waring that swim suit ? OMG

Anonymous writes:
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:52 am

Send more photos

Jim Gillen writes:
April 27th, 2009 at 7:10 pm

You might be a redneck if your bathtub drains into the driveway.
Like the folks across the road from me.

Steven Works writes:
June 5th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

I’ve got one…

If your mother doesn’t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, You night be a redneck.

Deion Foster writes:
October 18th, 2009 at 6:34 am

You might be a redneck if your family tree has the same person’s picture more than once

megan writes:
October 26th, 2009 at 9:38 pm

you might be a redneck if you use a wrench to turn on your hot water for a shower

and

you might be a redneck if you use duck tape to cover a crack in your bath…
sadly,,,i do this

Anonymous writes:
January 16th, 2010 at 6:33 am

these are like my friends yall talkin bout you should see my jeep think i got more ductape holdin it together then anythin els an we dont gots a limo like that but r bronco is prolly faster than that there limo

xdxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx writes:
February 1st, 2010 at 12:31 am

aaaaeqbvy45 hgt

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