A little rain doesn’t spoil the fishing…
Everyone at spring break enjoyed riding on your limo…
You carry your front porch with you…
You need fashion tips from your husband…
You wear a tshirt like this for your engagement picture…
Your wedding picture looked like this…
And your wedding cake looked like this…
Your mailbox looks like this…
Your doghouse looks like this…
Your pickup looks like this…
You have a deer’s butt for a doorbell…
You don’t need a lake to do a little skiing…
Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying…
Well, hearing those jokes are halerious, but seeing this, Whoa, that’s whole new level
careful some of the “real rednecks” might just have inappropriate relations with the deer-=butt doorbell
I grew up in West Virginia and lived in North Carolina for six years. I know people like this. That’s the sad truth.
I have a sister-in-law who has a hand-me-down maternity wedding dress in her family. I know two of the sisters wore it…it’s the 8-9 months along style.
I live so far south in FLA, they thought Guillani was a local… I miss the real South and all the neat Necks…and their ‘pick em ups’…
LOL i dont have to get all dressed up like im going to wal-mart or something! !EXELENT!
If you risk life and Limb chasing a NASCAR Hauler truck for cellphone picture, you might be a R.N.
hey yall u ned to stoop tekan picturds of may
I especially like the one that says she gets dressed up for Walmart, and the wedding picture. Hilarious.
ya’ll they really did photocrop the wedding picture. they cut out the first 3 kids.
Some of these pic are not only scary but very, very sad!!!
What was the girl thinking waring that swim suit ? OMG
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You might be a redneck if your bathtub drains into the driveway.
Like the folks across the road from me.
I’ve got one…
If your mother doesn’t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, You night be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if your family tree has the same person’s picture more than once
you might be a redneck if you use a wrench to turn on your hot water for a shower
and
you might be a redneck if you use duck tape to cover a crack in your bath…
sadly,,,i do this
these are like my friends yall talkin bout you should see my jeep think i got more ductape holdin it together then anythin els an we dont gots a limo like that but r bronco is prolly faster than that there limo
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Jeff foxworthy got nothing on this
the funny part about this is that we have a deerbutt doorbell and my dad’s 3rd wedding cake looked like that and the wife was pregnant when she married him…and then 1 yr later her 16 year old daughter wore it!! we are a true redneck family
I’m not saying the ppl here are redneak but thay only mow there grass when they lossen a kid
You know not all redenecks are like this! this is dumb and disgrading!!!
I have plenty of Redneck friends and they are hillarious !!
All I can say about the first picture is “Good job saving the truck”.