You Might Be A Redneck If:

A little rain doesn’t spoil the fishing…
You Might Be A Redneck

Everyone at spring break enjoyed riding on your limo…
You Might Be A Redneck

You carry your front porch with you…
You Might Be A Redneck

You need fashion tips from your husband…
You Might Be A Redneck

You wear a tshirt like this for your engagement picture…
You Might Be A Redneck

Your wedding picture looked like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

And your wedding cake looked like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

Your mailbox looks like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

Your doghouse looks like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

Your pickup looks like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

You have a deer’s butt for a doorbell…
You Might Be A Redneck

You don’t need a lake to do a little skiing…
You Might Be A Redneck

Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying…
You Might Be A Redneck

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126 Responses to You Might Be A Redneck If:

  1. scbjmshpv says:

    Well, hearing those jokes are halerious, but seeing this, Whoa, that’s whole new level

  2. mike rotch says:

    careful some of the “real rednecks” might just have inappropriate relations with the deer-=butt doorbell

  3. Clint says:

    I grew up in West Virginia and lived in North Carolina for six years. I know people like this. That’s the sad truth.

  4. Holly says:

    I have a sister-in-law who has a hand-me-down maternity wedding dress in her family. I know two of the sisters wore it…it’s the 8-9 months along style.

  5. Mike says:

    I live so far south in FLA, they thought Guillani was a local… I miss the real South and all the neat Necks…and their ‘pick em ups’…

  6. Fred says:

    LOL i dont have to get all dressed up like im going to wal-mart or something! !EXELENT!

  7. John Steele says:

    If you risk life and Limb chasing a NASCAR Hauler truck for cellphone picture, you might be a R.N.

  8. Montana says:

    hey yall u ned to stoop tekan picturds of may

  9. Barbara says:

    I especially like the one that says she gets dressed up for Walmart, and the wedding picture. Hilarious.

  10. jerealdeen says:

    ya’ll they really did photocrop the wedding picture. they cut out the first 3 kids.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Some of these pic are not only scary but very, very sad!!!
    What was the girl thinking waring that swim suit ? OMG

  12. Anonymous says:

    Send more photos

  13. Jim Gillen says:

    You might be a redneck if your bathtub drains into the driveway.
    Like the folks across the road from me.

  14. Steven Works says:

    I’ve got one…

    If your mother doesn’t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, You night be a redneck.

  15. Deion Foster says:

    You might be a redneck if your family tree has the same person’s picture more than once

  16. megan says:

    you might be a redneck if you use a wrench to turn on your hot water for a shower

    and

    you might be a redneck if you use duck tape to cover a crack in your bath…
    sadly,,,i do this

  17. Anonymous says:

    these are like my friends yall talkin bout you should see my jeep think i got more ductape holdin it together then anythin els an we dont gots a limo like that but r bronco is prolly faster than that there limo

  18. Jeff foxworthy got nothing on this

  19. yorkeyyy says:

    the funny part about this is that we have a deerbutt doorbell and my dad’s 3rd wedding cake looked like that and the wife was pregnant when she married him…and then 1 yr later her 16 year old daughter wore it!! we are a true redneck family :)

  20. Morgan says:

    I’m not saying the ppl here are redneak but thay only mow there grass when they lossen a kid

  21. Anonymous says:

    You know not all redenecks are like this! this is dumb and disgrading!!!

  22. SouthFLHogger says:

    I have plenty of Redneck friends and they are hillarious !!

  23. Carolina Country Boy says:

    All I can say about the first picture is “Good job saving the truck”.

  24. Taco says:

    That wedding picture is completely shopped. The mullet is fake, and so is the plaid shirt and the pants. You can see his original black sleeve, then someone just shopped a different arm on as if he had cut the sleeve off. The pregnancy might even be fake but I’m not sure about that.

  25. Cici says:

    Does that make me a redneck if i thought some of these ideas were freaking awesome?

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