You Might Be A Redneck If:
A little rain doesn’t spoil the fishing…
Everyone at spring break enjoyed riding on your limo…
You carry your front porch with you…
You need fashion tips from your husband…
You wear a tshirt like this for your engagement picture…
Your wedding picture looked like this…
And your wedding cake looked like this…
Your mailbox looks like this…
Your doghouse looks like this…
Your pickup looks like this…
You have a deer’s butt for a doorbell…
You don’t need a lake to do a little skiing…
Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying…
August 26th, 2006 at 12:25 am
hilarious
August 26th, 2006 at 1:41 am
Hehehe… Excellent!!!!…
Thanks for sharing…
August 26th, 2006 at 1:50 am
Double-plus funny! If only Jeff Foxworthy was actually this funny.
August 26th, 2006 at 3:22 am
oh my god, a deer butt doorbell… i want a fox butt doorbell
August 26th, 2006 at 5:10 am
ROTFLMAO
/ph*k*n funny!!!!
August 26th, 2006 at 5:26 am
Boy howdy! That were funnie!
August 26th, 2006 at 6:03 am
assed my laugh off… thanks!
August 26th, 2006 at 11:08 am
If you see yourselve in one of these photos you might be a redneck…..
August 26th, 2006 at 11:17 am
What y’all laffing at you fools? That ain’t right! We don’t make fun of y’all, do we? An ma doorbell is set in a racoon’s ass. Who’d put it up a deer’s ass?
August 26th, 2006 at 11:42 am
Buahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahhha..
August 26th, 2006 at 3:21 pm
Absolutely the best redneck jokes so far. Auntie Joan
August 26th, 2006 at 4:42 pm
the wedding picture is actually cool. i like it!
August 27th, 2006 at 3:51 pm
the wedding cake was really sweet.i liked the mailbox(with bills)
August 27th, 2006 at 6:44 pm
I think my sister’s in-laws might be some of these people!
August 28th, 2006 at 2:14 am
I’ve actually seen some of this in Kentucky!
August 28th, 2006 at 6:03 pm
We don’t get it. What’s so funny?
August 28th, 2006 at 6:36 pm
the twinkie cake is perfect!
August 29th, 2006 at 3:08 am
Freakin’ Hilarious! Did all these pics get taken in my park?
August 29th, 2006 at 7:58 pm
Hilarious, unfortunately I live near people like this, AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
August 30th, 2006 at 2:03 am
Hilarious! I know and live near people like that.
August 30th, 2006 at 7:02 pm
These are hysterical. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it
September 1st, 2006 at 5:21 am
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September 3rd, 2006 at 10:18 pm
Very, Very Funny!! Their gene pool needs more chlorine…
September 5th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
No way!!!! No way!! That is too funny!
September 5th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
Who is that with my sister ? How did you get her picture ? Her husband will be upset when he gets out of jail..
September 6th, 2006 at 1:39 am
Them must be yankee rednecks, cuz they got weigh two many teeth!
September 8th, 2006 at 10:34 am
Those Pics were great i had a bad day. They made me feel like it could be worse! Thanks sammie
September 8th, 2006 at 3:24 pm
What do you mean — my dog’s love their house!
September 11th, 2006 at 3:14 am
ACTUALLY MAKES PEOPLE AT CHURCH LOOK NORMAL
September 11th, 2006 at 4:09 pm
O.K.–Which one of you was at my wedding?
September 16th, 2006 at 3:15 am
Last time I saw things like this I stepped out my front door, tripped over seven dogs,fell and chipped my only tooth,had my mom or was it my sister,could have been my aunt,well she took me to the clinic and had a chicklet glued back in place.
September 16th, 2006 at 7:07 pm
Those pictures were some of the best i’ve seen in years, hilarious
September 17th, 2006 at 11:49 pm
“Stumbled upon” this post this evening. As a Yankee transplant down here in Georgia - I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks. Great post. -Margie
September 18th, 2006 at 8:03 am
hahahahahahahahahaha, omg i can’t believe i never realize my boyfriends family were redneckz!!!!!!hehehe
September 18th, 2006 at 10:10 am
The Wal-mart one was hilarious! The wedding photo was obviously photoshopped but funny anywho.
September 18th, 2006 at 11:08 am
it was funny i want a butt doorbell too!:)
September 18th, 2006 at 11:14 am
The wedding photo is fake. If you look at the feet you can see they are not in the grass, but hovering over it.
September 18th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
funny i hope they get more
September 18th, 2006 at 3:01 pm
Funny as Heckk
September 18th, 2006 at 3:13 pm
looks like the cigarette and beer in the wedding photo was photshopped in as well as the feet hovering over the grass.
September 18th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
I can’t believe the “dressed up to go to Wal-Mart” comment.
September 18th, 2006 at 6:49 pm
Bahahahaha… the wedding cake was hilarious.
September 18th, 2006 at 9:05 pm
too funny, thx for sharing
September 18th, 2006 at 9:14 pm
how old is that girl in the wedding announcement? she looks like she’s 12!!
crazy rednecks
September 18th, 2006 at 11:21 pm
That was hillariose!!!!!!
September 19th, 2006 at 12:30 am
Pregnant belly, mullet, beer, cigarette, background, possibly pants photshopped. Oh, and teeth. But still, freakn’ hilarious. Ecspecially the dorrbell. I want a pheasant butt now…
September 19th, 2006 at 12:31 am
That is funny!!! you should find more pictures like that and post some more!!!
September 19th, 2006 at 4:48 am
Also, in the wedding photo… she isn’t really pregnant.
September 19th, 2006 at 10:43 am
Did anyone notice the bottle opener on the wall next to the deer doorbell? LOL!
September 19th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
now i know what to do with the deer butt we have,thanks
September 19th, 2006 at 5:08 pm
not a bottle opener half wit a flag holder
September 20th, 2006 at 2:01 am
From the commments that I see…damn there are a lot of mis informed yankee democrats here !!!
September 20th, 2006 at 7:13 pm
Is the bride still pregnant. If not is she ready for a new husband.
September 21st, 2006 at 1:50 am
No comment required the pictures say it all!
September 22nd, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Nicole and Joseph are either brother and sister, or possibly first cousins…notice the resemblance, unmistakeable! I suppose that fact does makes their marriage even more fitting though…..
September 23rd, 2006 at 2:20 pm
i think the weeding pic. is nasty,i like walmart one is she stupid or what?
September 24th, 2006 at 12:17 am
lmao to funny
September 25th, 2006 at 10:34 pm
Im gittin’ homesick,
September 27th, 2006 at 10:13 pm
oh no im a redneck
September 27th, 2006 at 10:15 pm
i like the limo though
September 30th, 2006 at 9:50 pm
You know what’s sad? some people in my town have one or more of those things…>
October 2nd, 2006 at 12:14 pm
That aint funny.I’m gonna shoot yawl
October 3rd, 2006 at 2:53 am
My cousin has the exact same dog house. His is plain, though. Not all fancy with picnic table on it.
October 5th, 2006 at 5:57 am
That was pretty funny! Lol, thanks for the pick me up, I needed that.
October 9th, 2006 at 10:48 pm
you guys are just jelous that we are better livin education that our parents teached us and don’t your dare talk about my cousin like that and my mail box is higher then that. and the guy who created the dog house did it all wrong he did read the instructions right
October 19th, 2006 at 7:47 pm
Lordy,Lordy….I sure needed a laugh today and got it here!!! I think those were my neighbors who got married a while back
October 26th, 2006 at 3:34 am
that was funny, is it me, or does the engagement couple look like brother and sister?
please tell me the pregnant couple isn’t real? love the hostess wedding cake, though. the deer doorbell was the best, icky butt real funny..
October 31st, 2006 at 3:15 pm
Only in redneck country
November 27th, 2006 at 3:49 am
HE HAW HE HAW HE HAW. ahhhhhhh shucks, that there wuz some funnybone oil.
November 30th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
this is halarious i like the bill one and all of them but the one that i do is the limo as a boat one that is so fun
November 30th, 2006 at 6:35 pm
Awsome pics.
December 7th, 2006 at 5:52 pm
THATS WAS AWESOME!! It was so funny!! This just made my day!
December 16th, 2006 at 12:50 am
whin I find out who’s stoled those there pickturs outta my photo album I’m a gonna sue em
December 17th, 2006 at 4:56 am
Hey, that looks like my doorbell! JK
December 24th, 2006 at 9:16 pm
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!
December 31st, 2006 at 5:50 am
I wonder where i can get a limo like that…
seriously. i like lmos and monster trucks, sooo….
January 7th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
Hey! That’s my wedding suit *LOL*
January 8th, 2007 at 1:17 am
I needed a good laugh today.
January 8th, 2007 at 5:44 pm
dont be mad cause you aint a redneck because we down here have more fun then yall up there in the damn city
January 8th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
so yall city folks need to go and get a life or we redneck gonna shoot yall
January 12th, 2007 at 3:13 am
Please, tell me that they are not really married, if so I feel really sorry for their kids.
January 19th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
yehaa u should c my pikup i keep my goats in it and that deers ass is awsome i have a beevers ass as mine
January 22nd, 2007 at 7:02 pm
Well, the fish are bitin on the porch this time off year
January 22nd, 2007 at 7:03 pm
The SOUTH will rise again
January 27th, 2007 at 7:18 pm
That was the funnist thing I everseen!!!!!Also put new ones In.
February 9th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
hey yall youngsters stole my stuff…that ma doorbell…..and thats my cousins wedding…and those are my dogs…im suing!!!
yeah right
February 19th, 2007 at 7:31 pm
Apparently, even I’m not that far down south to see any of that. I wish I had a mailbox and a doorbell like that, though! I want cat’s ass.
February 22nd, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Hey I want to rent out that Monster Limo for my prom!
March 3rd, 2007 at 2:25 pm
i want a rats ass for my door bell!!!!!
March 10th, 2007 at 5:35 am
I need a tuxedo like Billy Bobs!!
May 6th, 2007 at 2:30 am
thanks for helping us foreigners understand your American culture so graphically.
Cheers
May 7th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
bills…….still laughing hold on.
May 10th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Thats too f***’n funny
ROFLMAO Rednecks DO know how to live. I gots me a doorbell in a coon’s butt, so ya gotta lift up the tail to ring LMAO
May 14th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Woo!!! doggie!!! Now that’s livin’!!
May 16th, 2007 at 2:03 am
OMG these are hilarious…some of them i could see my family doing!! thats kind of sad and funny! OMG i can’t stop laughing at these…they are sooo funny!!!
May 18th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
“you don’t have to get all dressed up like I’m going to walmart or something”
HAHAHAHA
May 21st, 2007 at 9:13 pm
i dunn owned a limo just like that one there
June 18th, 2007 at 4:30 pm
lol i love that cake
July 3rd, 2007 at 2:24 am
OMG that waz so funny it really brightened my day! in my community hunt club we pass a deer butt around for the most deer missed in a season! one guy always gets it ill give him that Picture!!!=)
August 1st, 2007 at 6:02 pm
godammit dontchyall no dems hilly billys nots rednex u can tell by the way der dressed der not werin enuff blu jeens
August 3rd, 2007 at 4:41 am
Well, hearing those jokes are halerious, but seeing this, Whoa, that’s whole new level
August 3rd, 2007 at 7:32 am
careful some of the “real rednecks” might just have inappropriate relations with the deer-=butt doorbell
August 12th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
I grew up in West Virginia and lived in North Carolina for six years. I know people like this. That’s the sad truth.
November 2nd, 2007 at 8:49 pm
I have a sister-in-law who has a hand-me-down maternity wedding dress in her family. I know two of the sisters wore it…it’s the 8-9 months along style.
February 1st, 2008 at 10:50 pm
I live so far south in FLA, they thought Guillani was a local… I miss the real South and all the neat Necks…and their ‘pick em ups’…
March 27th, 2008 at 3:38 am
LOL i dont have to get all dressed up like im going to wal-mart or something! !EXELENT!
April 9th, 2008 at 2:23 am
If you risk life and Limb chasing a NASCAR Hauler truck for cellphone picture, you might be a R.N.
April 28th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
hey yall u ned to stoop tekan picturds of may