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You Might Be A Redneck If:
August 25th, 2006 by nynerd

A little rain doesn’t spoil the fishing…
You Might Be A Redneck

Everyone at spring break enjoyed riding on your limo…
You Might Be A Redneck

You carry your front porch with you…
You Might Be A Redneck

You need fashion tips from your husband…
You Might Be A Redneck

You wear a tshirt like this for your engagement picture…
You Might Be A Redneck

Your wedding picture looked like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

And your wedding cake looked like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

Your mailbox looks like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

Your doghouse looks like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

Your pickup looks like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

You have a deer’s butt for a doorbell…
You Might Be A Redneck

You don’t need a lake to do a little skiing…
You Might Be A Redneck

Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying…
You Might Be A Redneck


118 Responses  
Brett writes:
September 20th, 2006 at 2:01 am

From the commments that I see…damn there are a lot of mis informed yankee democrats here !!!

Bryan S. (MO) writes:
September 20th, 2006 at 7:13 pm

Is the bride still pregnant. If not is she ready for a new husband.

Larry writes:
September 21st, 2006 at 1:50 am

No comment required the pictures say it all!

The Blonde writes:
September 22nd, 2006 at 2:37 pm

Nicole and Joseph are either brother and sister, or possibly first cousins…notice the resemblance, unmistakeable! I suppose that fact does makes their marriage even more fitting though…..

teri writes:
September 23rd, 2006 at 2:20 pm

i think the weeding pic. is nasty,i like walmart one is she stupid or what?

jody writes:
September 24th, 2006 at 12:17 am

lmao to funny

SicK writes:
September 25th, 2006 at 10:34 pm

Im gittin’ homesick,

wierd writes:
September 27th, 2006 at 10:13 pm

oh no im a redneck

wierd writes:
September 27th, 2006 at 10:15 pm

i like the limo though

me.... writes:
September 30th, 2006 at 9:50 pm

You know what’s sad? some people in my town have one or more of those things…>

Randy Numnut writes:
October 2nd, 2006 at 12:14 pm

That aint funny.I’m gonna shoot yawl

City Boy writes:
October 3rd, 2006 at 2:53 am

My cousin has the exact same dog house. His is plain, though. Not all fancy with picnic table on it.

mrskin writes:
October 5th, 2006 at 5:57 am

That was pretty funny! Lol, thanks for the pick me up, I needed that. :)

we'er better then yall writes:
October 9th, 2006 at 10:48 pm

you guys are just jelous that we are better livin education that our parents teached us and don’t your dare talk about my cousin like that and my mail box is higher then that. and the guy who created the dog house did it all wrong he did read the instructions right

msgrits writes:
October 19th, 2006 at 7:47 pm

Lordy,Lordy….I sure needed a laugh today and got it here!!! I think those were my neighbors who got married a while back :)

used2teach writes:
October 26th, 2006 at 3:34 am

that was funny, is it me, or does the engagement couple look like brother and sister?
please tell me the pregnant couple isn’t real? love the hostess wedding cake, though. the deer doorbell was the best, icky butt real funny..

Kathy writes:
October 31st, 2006 at 3:15 pm

Only in redneck country

Billy Jo Ray Bob writes:
November 27th, 2006 at 3:49 am

HE HAW HE HAW HE HAW. ahhhhhhh shucks, that there wuz some funnybone oil.

Kevin writes:
November 30th, 2006 at 2:51 pm

this is halarious i like the bill one and all of them but the one that i do is the limo as a boat one that is so fun

Jeremy Mathre writes:
November 30th, 2006 at 6:35 pm

Awsome pics.

Kadie writes:
December 7th, 2006 at 5:52 pm

THATS WAS AWESOME!! It was so funny!! This just made my day! :)

Lovie Slover writes:
December 16th, 2006 at 12:50 am

whin I find out who’s stoled those there pickturs outta my photo album I’m a gonna sue em

claire bear writes:
December 17th, 2006 at 4:56 am

Hey, that looks like my doorbell! JK

Steven Hollopeter writes:
December 24th, 2006 at 9:16 pm

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!

(name witheld) writes:
December 31st, 2006 at 5:50 am

I wonder where i can get a limo like that…
seriously. i like lmos and monster trucks, sooo….

Marc writes:
January 7th, 2007 at 3:51 pm

Hey! That’s my wedding suit *LOL*

John Brewer writes:
January 8th, 2007 at 1:17 am

I needed a good laugh today.

crystal writes:
January 8th, 2007 at 5:44 pm

dont be mad cause you aint a redneck because we down here have more fun then yall up there in the damn city

crystal writes:
January 8th, 2007 at 5:45 pm

so yall city folks need to go and get a life or we redneck gonna shoot yall

kimberly writes:
January 12th, 2007 at 3:13 am

Please, tell me that they are not really married, if so I feel really sorry for their kids.

wvredneck writes:
January 19th, 2007 at 10:22 pm

yehaa u should c my pikup i keep my goats in it and that deers ass is awsome i have a beevers ass as mine

C-dawg writes:
January 22nd, 2007 at 7:02 pm

Well, the fish are bitin on the porch this time off year

C-dawg writes:
January 22nd, 2007 at 7:03 pm

The SOUTH will rise again

Suzanne writes:
January 27th, 2007 at 7:18 pm

That was the funnist thing I everseen!!!!!Also put new ones In.

Jeff Foxworthy writes:
February 9th, 2007 at 6:23 pm

hey yall youngsters stole my stuff…that ma doorbell…..and thats my cousins wedding…and those are my dogs…im suing!!!

yeah right

I writes:
February 19th, 2007 at 7:31 pm

Apparently, even I’m not that far down south to see any of that. I wish I had a mailbox and a doorbell like that, though! I want cat’s ass.

Harry L writes:
February 22nd, 2007 at 8:20 pm

Hey I want to rent out that Monster Limo for my prom!

bubba writes:
March 3rd, 2007 at 2:25 pm

i want a rats ass for my door bell!!!!!

Lee writes:
March 10th, 2007 at 5:35 am

I need a tuxedo like Billy Bobs!!

mcewen writes:
May 6th, 2007 at 2:30 am

thanks for helping us foreigners understand your American culture so graphically.
Cheers

ed writes:
May 7th, 2007 at 11:50 pm

bills…….still laughing hold on.

The Lost Dixie Chick writes:
May 10th, 2007 at 3:26 pm

Thats too f***’n funny :-) ROFLMAO Rednecks DO know how to live. I gots me a doorbell in a coon’s butt, so ya gotta lift up the tail to ring LMAO

Billy Bob Joe writes:
May 14th, 2007 at 5:14 pm

Woo!!! doggie!!! Now that’s livin’!!

Amanda writes:
May 16th, 2007 at 2:03 am

OMG these are hilarious…some of them i could see my family doing!! thats kind of sad and funny! OMG i can’t stop laughing at these…they are sooo funny!!!

adidas1200 writes:
May 18th, 2007 at 6:53 pm

“you don’t have to get all dressed up like I’m going to walmart or something”

HAHAHAHA

Earl writes:
May 21st, 2007 at 9:13 pm

i dunn owned a limo just like that one there

eric writes:
June 18th, 2007 at 4:30 pm

lol i love that cake

Maggie writes:
July 3rd, 2007 at 2:24 am

OMG that waz so funny it really brightened my day! in my community hunt club we pass a deer butt around for the most deer missed in a season! one guy always gets it ill give him that Picture!!!=)

napalm in the mornin writes:
August 1st, 2007 at 6:02 pm

godammit dontchyall no dems hilly billys nots rednex u can tell by the way der dressed der not werin enuff blu jeens

scbjmshpv writes:
August 3rd, 2007 at 4:41 am

Well, hearing those jokes are halerious, but seeing this, Whoa, that’s whole new level

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