You Might Be A Redneck If:

A little rain doesn’t spoil the fishing…
You Might Be A Redneck

Everyone at spring break enjoyed riding on your limo…
You Might Be A Redneck

You carry your front porch with you…
You Might Be A Redneck

You need fashion tips from your husband…
You Might Be A Redneck

You wear a tshirt like this for your engagement picture…
You Might Be A Redneck

Your wedding picture looked like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

And your wedding cake looked like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

Your mailbox looks like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

Your doghouse looks like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

Your pickup looks like this…
You Might Be A Redneck

You have a deer’s butt for a doorbell…
You Might Be A Redneck

You don’t need a lake to do a little skiing…
You Might Be A Redneck

Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying…
You Might Be A Redneck

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123 Responses to You Might Be A Redneck If:

  1. true redneck says:

    not a bottle opener half wit a flag holder

  2. Brett says:

    From the commments that I see…damn there are a lot of mis informed yankee democrats here !!!

  3. Bryan S. (MO) says:

    Is the bride still pregnant. If not is she ready for a new husband.

  4. Larry says:

    No comment required the pictures say it all!

  5. The Blonde says:

    Nicole and Joseph are either brother and sister, or possibly first cousins…notice the resemblance, unmistakeable! I suppose that fact does makes their marriage even more fitting though…..

  6. teri says:

    i think the weeding pic. is nasty,i like walmart one is she stupid or what?

  7. jody says:

    lmao to funny

  8. SicK says:

    Im gittin’ homesick,

  9. wierd says:

    oh no im a redneck

  10. wierd says:

    i like the limo though

  11. me.... says:

    You know what’s sad? some people in my town have one or more of those things…>

  12. Randy Numnut says:

    That aint funny.I’m gonna shoot yawl

  13. City Boy says:

    My cousin has the exact same dog house. His is plain, though. Not all fancy with picnic table on it.

  14. mrskin says:

    That was pretty funny! Lol, thanks for the pick me up, I needed that. :)

  15. you guys are just jelous that we are better livin education that our parents teached us and don’t your dare talk about my cousin like that and my mail box is higher then that. and the guy who created the dog house did it all wrong he did read the instructions right

  16. msgrits says:

    Lordy,Lordy….I sure needed a laugh today and got it here!!! I think those were my neighbors who got married a while back :)

  17. used2teach says:

    that was funny, is it me, or does the engagement couple look like brother and sister?
    please tell me the pregnant couple isn’t real? love the hostess wedding cake, though. the deer doorbell was the best, icky butt real funny..

  18. Kathy says:

    Only in redneck country

  19. HE HAW HE HAW HE HAW. ahhhhhhh shucks, that there wuz some funnybone oil.

  20. Kevin says:

    this is halarious i like the bill one and all of them but the one that i do is the limo as a boat one that is so fun

  21. Jeremy Mathre says:

    Awsome pics.

  22. Kadie says:

    THATS WAS AWESOME!! It was so funny!! This just made my day! :)

  23. Lovie Slover says:

    whin I find out who’s stoled those there pickturs outta my photo album I’m a gonna sue em

  24. claire bear says:

    Hey, that looks like my doorbell! JK

  25. Steven Hollopeter says:

    THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!

  26. I wonder where i can get a limo like that…
    seriously. i like lmos and monster trucks, sooo….

  27. Marc says:

    Hey! That’s my wedding suit *LOL*

  28. John Brewer says:

    I needed a good laugh today.

  29. crystal says:

    dont be mad cause you aint a redneck because we down here have more fun then yall up there in the damn city

  30. crystal says:

    so yall city folks need to go and get a life or we redneck gonna shoot yall

  31. kimberly says:

    Please, tell me that they are not really married, if so I feel really sorry for their kids.

  32. wvredneck says:

    yehaa u should c my pikup i keep my goats in it and that deers ass is awsome i have a beevers ass as mine

  33. C-dawg says:

    Well, the fish are bitin on the porch this time off year

  34. C-dawg says:

    The SOUTH will rise again

  35. Suzanne says:

    That was the funnist thing I everseen!!!!!Also put new ones In.

  36. Jeff Foxworthy says:

    hey yall youngsters stole my stuff…that ma doorbell…..and thats my cousins wedding…and those are my dogs…im suing!!!

    yeah right

  37. I says:

    Apparently, even I’m not that far down south to see any of that. I wish I had a mailbox and a doorbell like that, though! I want cat’s ass.

  38. Harry L says:

    Hey I want to rent out that Monster Limo for my prom!

  39. bubba says:

    i want a rats ass for my door bell!!!!!

  40. Lee says:

    I need a tuxedo like Billy Bobs!!

  41. mcewen says:

    thanks for helping us foreigners understand your American culture so graphically.
    Cheers

  42. ed says:

    bills…….still laughing hold on.

  43. The Lost Dixie Chick says:

    Thats too f***’n funny :-) ROFLMAO Rednecks DO know how to live. I gots me a doorbell in a coon’s butt, so ya gotta lift up the tail to ring LMAO

  44. Billy Bob Joe says:

    Woo!!! doggie!!! Now that’s livin’!!

  45. Amanda says:

    OMG these are hilarious…some of them i could see my family doing!! thats kind of sad and funny! OMG i can’t stop laughing at these…they are sooo funny!!!

  46. adidas1200 says:

    “you don’t have to get all dressed up like I’m going to walmart or something”

    HAHAHAHA

  47. Earl says:

    i dunn owned a limo just like that one there

  48. eric says:

    lol i love that cake

  49. Maggie says:

    OMG that waz so funny it really brightened my day! in my community hunt club we pass a deer butt around for the most deer missed in a season! one guy always gets it ill give him that Picture!!!=)

  50. napalm in the mornin says:

    godammit dontchyall no dems hilly billys nots rednex u can tell by the way der dressed der not werin enuff blu jeens

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